15 More Stories About The Craziest Pet Owners!
Dear readers,
We all love our animals, and there are a lot of us out there! With an estimated 220 million domestic cats and 470 million domestic dogs*, there are going to be more than a few pet owners who are a bit… stranger than most. Therefore, even though we have already published plenty… of… pet–themed… roundups, the universe keeps giving us reasons to publish more.
We’ve rounded up fifteen stories from the NAR archives about even more crazy pet owners! Our poor furry friend!
Fifi Feels The Sting Of Government Bailouts – Come for the good interest rates, stay for the great doggy treats!
Dog Tested, Employee Approved – Yes because retail staff are regularly walking the aisle testing dog snacks with their mouths…
Kitteh Sez STFU – “It’s an older meme, but it checks out.”
Fifi Lives Another Day – What worries us is that she said she has done this before…
Fido’s Fashion Emergency – All because Fido woke up this morning, stared at his closet in disdain, and barked loudly: “I don’t have anything to wear!”
The Custom-fur Is Always Right – Please be a prank, please be a prank, please be a prank…
Tiny Pooch With A Super-Sized Grudge – This is almost as bad as that time Starbucks ran out of puppuccinos!
The Joy Of Cooking Without Opposable Thumbs – You can find them right next to the dog-stoves.
It Will Return Soon Enough – Sounds like a ringing endorsement to me!
Poodle Bites Woman, Claims Insanity – Okay, this poodle fur-scaping has gotten ridiculous!
Thy Gluttony Knows No Bounds – Someone really misunderstood Ratatouille.
I Bet It’s Dying From Stupid Owneritis – How much you want to bet they’re just coughing up a hairball?
Hogwarts: The Continuing Education Years – This story is Crookshanks approved.
The Dog Isn’t The One That Needs To get Neutered, Part 2 – Dad jokes… you’re never welcome!
Full Of S*** – There is a special section of Hell reserved for pet owners that don’t clean up after their animals.
We hope you enjoyed this Even-More-Crazy-Pet-Owners roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!
Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:
23 Hilarious Stories About Taking Your Cat To The Vet!
12 Stories About Crazy Pet Owners!
