15 Adorable Stories About Golden Retrievers!

| Right | February 3, 2021

Dear readers,

Today is Golden Retriever day! February 3rd is when good boys and girls of the golden variety get their special day, although we know many of you make all your pets’ days feel special, regardless of breed or species! Today, though, we’ll focus on Golden Retrievers. Originally bred in Scotland, this breed was created in the 19th century by landowner Lord Tweedmouth. He mixed together a Retriever and a Tweed Water Spaniel to create a breed that could swim a long distance. The result was a Golden Retriever, and a whole lot of cuteness!

We’ve rounded up fifteen stories from our archives about Golden Retrievers and their sometimes clueless owners. From the adorable to the awkward, from the inspirational to the infuriating, this roundup should make you experience all the emotions that come with being friends with a Golden Retriever!

 

Dog Teeth Are Not Rootine – His name is Harry! And he’s hairy! We’re delighted!

To Undoodle A Poodle – Hits from the comments: “Sounds cool. My dog is half bulldog and half Shih Tzu. I just wonder what to call it.”

Puppy Power – We’re not crying; there’s just puppy slobber on our faces.

The Puppy Is Cat-ching On – The puppy stopped crying, but we still haven’t!

A Whole New Kind Of Dead-Parrot Sketch – We’ve definitely been this distracted by cute puppies before.

Must Be Good (And Gassy) With Animals – One time, my dog burped so loudly that he scared me and himself!

Time To Move The Bodies In The Backyard – Hits from the comments: “Dog owner, have your retriever go search for your brain. It might take a while, but eventually, the dog will find it. Maybe.”

Moments Like This Are Golden – I’ve never related to a waiter so much.

Things With The Neighbours Have Become Heated – You absolute dog, you!

Vets Need To Vet Their Pharmacists – Sooo… this isn’t the first time this has happened. Got it.

Not An Exercise In Futility – The reward was absolutely worth the work!

Some Customers Should Be Spayed – Stupidity in spayed-s! …I’m sorry.

All Bark, No Bite – Hits from the comments: “Sadly, the dog isn’t the only b**** in this story.”

Man’s Best Friend, From Beginning To End – This roundup is becoming seriously soggy with tears.

Taking “Dog-Friendly” A Step Too Far – Don’t you just want to slap the submissive grin off her face?

 

We hope you enjoyed this Golden Retriever-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here! Got a picture of your gorgeous doggo? Share them in the comments!


Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

23 Hilarious Stories About Taking Your Dog To The Vet!

 

12 Stories About Crazy Pet Owners!

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