Unfiltered Story #148672

(Every week we have a different beer on sale and every week I have roughly the same conversation with at least one customer.)

Customer: “Hey! I noticed that Bud is $36.99 but Bud Light is $48.99. Why is that?”

Me: “Oh, that’s because the Bud is on sale this week.”

Customer: “Okay. So can I have the Bud Light for $36.99?”

Me: “No.”

Customer: “Why not?”

Me: “… Because it’s not on sale.”