Unfiltered Story #148152

(At a party-themed store for Halloween, my husband and I are trying on outfits. I go into a changing room and spot a family right as I’m closing the curtain; mother, father, teenage daughter. Then I overhear this…)

Girl: Oh, my god! Dad! Those boots! You have to get them for me, I’ll have an orgasm!
Father: [Girl’s name]!!
Me: (thinking) Did that really just happen?