Unfiltered Story #147206

(I work for a local restaurant as a Designer and Social Network Manager, I don’t have an office and just work in one of the tables. One custumer gets a call and steps out the restaurant. The restaurant is small and has glass windows and doors so I can see him from my spot. He’s pacing back and forth and is talking heatedly. I go out to go to the store next door to buy some gum and all I can hear is.)

Customer: *angrily* “Well, what if I told you I had a 3-meter penis? Would you like that?! That’s nice…”

(I don’t know if I would like to know the context….)