Unfiltered Story #146880

, | Unfiltered | April 12, 2019

(We have some sort of meeting in town. A bunch of men with Irish or Scottish accents comes up, smelling of alcohol.)

Man: “Ello!”

Me: “Hi.”

Man: “C’n we getta pint of watta?”

Man #2: “Me too.”

Man #3: “Aye me too.”

(All six of the men say the want some, so I get bottles of water that we have for the guests. When I give them it, they all have mischievous grins.)

Man: “Ya know what?”

Me: “What?”

Man: “We’re not even guests here!”

(They all walk away laughing with their free drinks. I didn’t complain because I liked their accents…)