Unfiltered Story #145978

(We are a 100% non smoking hotel. However, a few smokers come to stay with us occasionally. A woman who looks very tired — her eyes aren’t even fully opened — comes out to smoke at 5:30 am.)

Woman: “When you gotta craving, you gotta craving!”

(She comes back in, stumbles to the elevator, nearly tripping over a chair in the lobby. I didn’t know whether to be amused or aghast.)