Unfiltered Story #144753

, , | Unfiltered | March 25, 2019

(I’m a Park Ranger and I am trying to catch an injured Canada Goose in order to fix it up.  Another ranger and I each have large fishing nets and are sneaking up on the goose.)

(Some girls are giving us funny looks and then begin walking toward us.)

Ranger 1:  “If they come up and ask us what we are catching, let’s tell them we’re catching Honeybadgers.”

Ranger 2:  “Sure.”

(The girls approach us.)

Girls: “What are you trying to catch?”

Rangers 1 and 2, together: “Honeybadgers.”

(The Rangers turn around and continue stalking the goose.)

Girls, whispering: “Did they say Honeybadgers?  We have Honeybadgers here?  I never knew that!”