Unfiltered Story #144573

I work in the garden center at a grocery store. As I’m helping a gentleman find some plants we have this exchange:
Customer: do you have any cucumbers?
Me: yup they’re just on that rack over there
Customer: woah you have a lot of different kinds!
Me: uh ya! Is there a specific kind you’re looking for?
Customer: No not really. Woah!! You can grow pickles?!?!
Me: uh no sir… They’re the type of cucumber that you use to make pickles…
Customer: oh.. Right.

(I’ve never had to resist the urge to laugh so hard. This man must have been 40 and I recognized him usually coming in with his mother)