Unfiltered Story #142796

, , | Unfiltered | March 9, 2019

I’m ringing up a lady at a checkout line. One of her items is a diet soda.

Lady: “I’ve been trying to cut back on the aspertame.”
Me: “I drink it all the time.”
Lady: “That stuff makes you sick.” (Beat) “I need two packs of cigars, please.”

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