Unfiltered Story #142760

, , | Unfiltered | March 7, 2019

(A woman walks through the automatic doors and looks around. On her left are five check stands. On her right is the produce department. Directly in front of her is an aisle stocked with chips, juice cookies, etc. She see’s me walking by.)

Woman: Excuse me?
Me: Yes?
Woman: Is this a restaurant?
Me: …..No it’s a grocery store.

(I somehow manage to keep a straight face and walk away.)