Unfiltered Story #142749

Me: “Can I help you?”

Customer: “I’d like a pound of coleslaw.”

(I grab a plastic tub and spoon coleslaw into it until it reaches the top.)

Customer: “Can you put some more in there?”

Me: “Sure.”

(I compress the coleslaw in the tub with the spoon and scoop some more into it.)

Customer: “Hmmm. I need some more.”

Me: “I’m not sure I can fit much more in here, ma’am.”

Customer: “You can stuff it!”

(Her eyes go wide and she covers her mouth with her hands.)

Me: “Huh…that’s what my ex-girlfriend told me, too.”