Unfiltered Story #142107

, , | Unfiltered | February 27, 2019

(I’m the receptionist. A call comes in to the main switchboard (me))
Me: (company name), (me) speaking, how can I help you?
Caller: (silence. A sigh)
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello?
Me: Hello. How can I help you?
Caller: Who am I speaking with?
Me: The receptionist, at (company).
Caller: And what’s your name?
Me: (name). And what’s yours?
Caller: Are you automated, or real?
Me: Ha ha, I’m a real person! How can I help you?
Caller: No, you’re not.
Me: Um, I assure you, I am.
Caller: No. You’re not. You’re automated.
Me: Um…I promise you, I am real?
Caller: (silence)
Me: Hello?
Caller: Transfer me to Sam.
Me: Sure. Have a good day, I guess?

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