Unfiltered Story #141597

So at my work I sell a lot of baked goods all day. Today, an elderly man with a cane entered the shop. He was very jolly and wanted to buy a pie. He asked, “What kind of pies do you have?” I told him a few from our selection. He said, “Do you have huckleberry pie? Ooh I love huckleberries!” I told him no, but we have so many berry pies! Strawberry, blueberry, blackberry… He paused, and leaned close. With a very serious face he told me that he knew what berry that we definitely didn’t have. I assumed he was going to list off a rare berry from his youth on the farm. I asked him what berry. He looked up at me and exclaimed “Dingleberry!!!” Gotta love the elderly!