14 Times Farmers Had To Fight Ignorant Customers As Well As Other Pests

| Right | June 11, 2020

Dear Readers,

Today we’d like to provide a shout out to our farmers and farm workers! Without them, we would literally starve! Their hard work ensures that your fresh fruit and vegetables, that pack of beef or chicken, or the grapes that went into your wine all get to where they need to go and at good quality.

Therefore, cultivated from our archives are fourteen stories about farmers and the awful customers that don’t make their jobs any easier!

 

Attack Of The Cownivores – Idiots of the corn.

So Much For Buying American – She will not Texas hold’em.

Just Check The Stalk’s Expiration Date – They don’t really get how Mother Nature cooks.

You’ll Just Have To Weight – Their honesty carries a little weight!

Don’t Have A Cow, Man – These people are why farmers don’t like city-folk.

Time To Moooove To Another Cowllege – When you’ve grown a few too many snob-berries.

Not Firmly Rooted In Reality – They’re shipped by reindeer from The North Pole!

Confuse ’em With Kindness – Old farmer types expect the worst from young people.

Always Right, Questionable Eyesight – This customer is very exacting.

Not Berry Bright – Turning that confusion all the way up to eleven-dollars.

Nature’s Calling, Please Don’t Answer – Berry berry gross! 🤢

Say Neigh To Demanding Customers – Horses do not react well to entitled mothers.

Has Beef With You – Welcome to the vegan steak farm! Gullible idiots get a discount!

Please Do Not Be Fed By The Customers – They think they can feed the horses but their knowledge is in the pits.

 

We hope you enjoyed this collection of stories! Know any that we missed? Let us know in the comments! Want to submit your own story? Do it here!

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