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14 Times Aquarium Customers Made You Wish You Were Out At Sea

| Right | June 24, 2020

Dear readers,

Today is clean your aquarium day, although we hope the fish-owners among you clean it out more often than once a year! Larger public aquariums are the closest many of us come to see underwater life in all its color and variety. Customers also come in all types, sadly some of them very stupid or ignorant, as we can see in the fourteen examples surfaced from the ocean of our archives. Don’t get lost at sea reading them!


Got An Urgin’ For Some Urchin – Do some people seriously think that aquariums are free seafood stores?

Bird Brained, Part 4 – We have found a creature with a brain smaller than an ostrich’s.

With Customers Like These, Who Needs Anemones – They are the mortal enemy of Batfish…

Sea Lions Totally Rock – Let’s hope this aquarium is close to an optician.

Feeling The Pinch – This story about a 12-year-old explaining how it works to their mother is touching – but not in a good way.

Eeling Sad – This guest is soooo not ready for blobfish.

He’ll Grow Up To Be A Fine Customer (From Hell) One Day – That’s not how racism works, kid.

Better Keep Him At Arm’s Length – We’re going to go out on a limb here and just hope this guy is being a jerk.

Can’t Put Her Finger On The Problem – These poor starfish just can’t seem to catch a break.

A Vast Ocean Of Ignorance – Another one of those stories that get worse the more of it you read.

The Birds And The Bees And The Fish – Where did this guy think fish of the sea were coming from?

Like Son, Like Father, Part 2 – Otters are cute, and so is this kid!

In Desperate Need Of A Cellphone – They came really prepared to get in!

Bird Brained, Part 10 – Their brain is ‘almost’ functioning.


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