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14 Kooky Stories About Kindergarten!

| Right | April 20, 2021

Dear readers,

Tomorrow is National Kindergarten Day! In the United States, around 3,500,000 children around age five enter kindergarten every year. While this institution does often teach some basic reading, writing, and ‘rithmetic, it’s mostly intended as a place for children to learn to socialize before they enter the “real world” of grade school.

This new environment often results in some strange and hilarious situations. We’ve rounded up fourteen stories about funny and weird encounters in kindergartens, featuring children, teachers, and even parents who need reminders of How To Play Nicely With Others!

 

Dry Humor – Maybe the kid just drinks a lot of tap water?

Almost Became PG For A Moment There – You may find the language in this story shocking!

Reading Badly Into This Situation – You try to prepare your kids for growing up…

From The Mouth Of Babes – Well, at least she has a decent grasp of science!

Throwing Up And Owning Up – Awww, so polite!

Teach Them The Ways Of The Dark-Ale Side – We have very different ideas of what’s funny.

Little Miss Fancy Pants – Are we upset with the bodily function or the vocabulary?

Your Excuse Is A Bust – Everyone knows little kids can’t keep secrets!

Giving Up On This Student – For Lent, I’m giving up giving up stuff.

The Bigger Child – Hits from the comments: “People like this are why I say you should need a license to have kids.”

A Series Of Unfortunate Choices – When it comes to recommendations, stick to what you know.

When They Can Walk And Chew Gum At The Same Time – And once you have it, everyone’s going to want a piece.

V For “Vow To Never Ask You Again” – For our next lesson, we’ll learn the concept of “time and place.”

Kid Needs A Dressing Down – Congratulations. You got played by a four-year-old.

 

We hope you enjoyed this Kindergarten-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


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