Unfiltered Story #139359

(Due to an eye issue, I had to get a shot in my eye. This left what was basically a bruise in the white of my eye. Since the eye is clear, the bruise just looked BLOOD red all in my eye.This is what followed at work)
Me: *standing around at check stand waiting for customer*
Customer lady: *walks up* Do you have pink eye?? You shouldn’t be around people if that’s pink eye.
Customer husband yells: (and I shit you not) JESUS KAREN! YOU CAN’T JUST ASK PEOPLE IF THEY HAVE PINK EYE!
Me:ma’am it’s not pink eye…..