Unfiltered Story #138510

, | Unfiltered | February 2, 2019

(I work for my mothers, mom and pop bakery that bakes pretty much all sweets. When a old lady comes in.)
Me: Hello welcome to [Bakery]. What can I get ya today.
Customer: yes, I’m looking to buy a large slice of Christianity.
Me:We’ll I don’t believe we make any of that but –
Customer: *dead pan look* I….WANT… A…. SLICE…. OF… CHRISTIANITY….
Me: we… don’t… have. any…?
Customer: Well do you know where I can find some, My son needs it now.
Me: I think there’s [church] about a block from here.
Customer: Thankyou deary, god bless. *leaves*
Mom: Did, she honestly just ask for a slice of religion?
Me: guess so.