Unfiltered Story #136694

(I work in a pet shop. We sell a range of pets and fish which I know a fair bit about. I’m in the fish section, where it is displayed ‘cold water & tropical.’ We also only sell items for those fish. I’m minding my own business when I hear:)

Customer: *to her friend* “Where’s the Nemo fish?”

Customer’s Friend: “Oh they don’t sell them; they are tropical fish, so they are really hard to keep, and their proper name is nemo.”

(To this point I stand there and just sigh, with the two huge fish signs right next to them. I honestly hope they never buy fish!)