Unfiltered Story #136403
(I received a call.)
Caller: “Do you guys sell—“ *unintelligible mumble* “—ear plugs?”
Me: “Do we sell ear plugs? Yes, we sell generic ear plugs.”
Caller: “Well what kind are they?”
Me: “Um… they’re ear plugs.”
Caller: “Well what do they look like?”
Me: “They’re small and brown…”
Caller: “Hmm… let me see what they look like. Do you have pictures of them on your website?”
Me: “…No. We just sell them in store, since they’re only like $3.”
Caller: “Huh. Well that isn’t helpful. These sound like just generic cheap ear plugs.”
Me: “That’s exactly what I said they were.”
Caller: “Ah… well that’s too simple for me. I need something more complex.”
Me: “Sorry, this is all we have.”
Caller: *click*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
