Unfiltered Story #136394

Customer:  I’d like to return this.
Me: Okay, do you have the receipt?
Customer: Yep!
(She proceeds to hand me a receipt from *2007*)
Me: Ummmm…I’m sorry, but the receipt needs to be within the past 14 days.  I won’t be able to take this back.
Customer: Oh okay.
(She was a little dejected, but she left. I commend you, ma’am, not only for holding onto the correct receipt for the past 8 years, but also for not flipping out when it was denied.)