Unfiltered Story #135169
(I am with my family at a Mexican restaurant. I hear this behind us.)
Customer: “Instead of rice and sauce can I just have more cheese?”
Waiter: “Sure, sir, anything else?”
Customer: “As you can see I am fat.”
Waiter: “Umm… Any more food or drink orders?”
Customer: “How often do you go to the gym? You are really fast. You should slow down.”
Waiter: “…”