Unfiltered Story #135169

(I am with my family at a Mexican restaurant. I hear this behind us.)

Customer: “Instead of rice and sauce can I just have more cheese?”

Waiter: “Sure, sir, anything else?”

Customer: “As you can see I am fat.”

Waiter: “Umm… Any more food or drink orders?”

Customer: “How often do you go to the gym? You are really fast. You should slow down.”

Waiter: “…”