Unfiltered Story #134121

, , | Unfiltered | December 22, 2018

(I am the customer in this story. I drive an SUV with a distinctive roof rack.)
Cashier: (as I pull up to the payment window) Whoa! Is your car a shark?
Me: Uh, what?
Cashier: You look like a shark! What is that for?
Me: Uh, luggage?
Cashier: (reaching through the window, actually trying to grab the rack) I could just grab on to this, and you could pull me through the window and drive off with me on it! Then I could tell my boss that you kidnapped me!