Unfiltered Story #132299

Phone: *rings*
Me: Hi, this is [store name], how can I help you?
Customer: Who do I call for online orders?
Me: Excuse me?
Customer: How do I make an online order?  What number do I call?
Me: Do- do you have internet access?  Can you get on a computer?
Customer: I have a question about online orders, who do I talk to?
Me: OH, okay, let me put you through to a manager…