13 Times Customers Got Too Bitter When Buying Candy

Dear readers,

It’s only Wednesday, but it feels like this week is already forty-seven days long, so we decided to have some candy.

Enjoy these 13 sugary stories from our archives that are bound to leave a sweet taste, despite being about some bitter customers!

Kids Say The Truthiest Things – Looks like Mommy is on this year’s naughty list.

The Lesser Of Teen Evils – Dad might inadvertently be teaching them how to taste the rainbow.

Sweet, Sweet Karma – As if karma didn’t taste sweet enough already.

Trick And/Or Treat – Being a teacher on Halloween is a whole other level of scary.

Gullible’s Travels – Not everyone is into editing, but they still love candy so give them a break.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Pregnant Woman Scorned – Get that candy home NOW!

Kids, This Is What We Call “Scapegoating” – Never get between a kid and their candy.

Sweet Candy, Bitter Purchase – When the candy bar just isn’t worth it.

Retail Workers Need Something Sweet – The extra candy means everything.

Grannies: Gotta Love ‘Em – What started as a piece of stolen candy almost broke three generations of a family!

The Ghost Of Christmas Freebies – It’s the most wonderful time to be entitled!

Part-Time Customer, Full-Time Cavity Crusader – They know they’re wrong but they’re committed now!

(Please Go) Back To The Future – Sweets to the sweets!

We hope you enjoyed this collection of stories! Know any that we missed? Let us know in the comments! Want to send in your own story? Submit your here!

Stay safe, everyone!

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