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13 Timely Stories About The Most Impatient Customers Ever!

| Right | August 2, 2021

Dear readers,

No one wants to be stuck in the store forever (this applies to both customers and employees!) so it’s understandable to want to get through the whole process as quickly as possible. There are some customers, however, who are so impatient that they seem to want everything sorted and processed before they’ve even stepped into the place! Talk about unrealistic!

We’ve rounded up thirteen stories about the most impatient customers ever, where even a second of delay deserves their outrage!


I’ll Have The Bacteria, Lettuce And Tomato – Time moves at a different rate on each side of the counter. It’s like the retail version of Interstellar.

Having A Hussie Fit – Simple Karma is the best kind.

If You Can’t Beat Them, Annoy Them – She folded like a newspaper in a rainstorm.

When Library Virgins Attack – This was in 2009, so Blockbuster was still an option. Just sayin’.

Patience (Not) Be Thy Name – Hits from the comments: “In my experience with cable, he should be thankful the tech even showed up inside the time slot.”

A Lack Of Planning On Your Part… – “Scooter”! Hahaha, that’s precious.

Someone Who Actually Lives Under A Rock – We have some reservations about serving this jerk.

Give One, Get One Free – Sometimes the best way to deal with these people is to give them what they ask for.

Let It Rip – Hits from the comments: “If by saving time you are counting not being able to see the show so you go home early, then yes, it saves time.”

Quite Rightly, Waiting Impolitely Is Unsightly – Why do people always assume it’s the server’s fault that their food is taking a while?!

Wait In Line, Parish The Thought – We’ve said it before, but your poor planning is no one’s problem but yours!

Small Appliances, Big Defiances – A small appliance of patience would serve you better.

A Grave Concern – I’m just trying to figure out what phone they’re using now.


We hope you enjoyed this Impatient-Customers-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

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