13 More Stories About Customers Who Are Too Stupid To Recognize Irony

Dear readers,

So many times a customer will say something that proves how stupid they’re being, without even realizing it. The best we can do in these situations is hope that they don’t injure themselves too much while their two brain cells battle it out over third place, and also log such stories in the Not Always Right archives!

Today we’d like to share with you thirteen more stories about customers who were too stupid to recognize the irony of their impossible requests. It’s okay to laugh at them because they won’t get it anyway!

Right Place, Wrong Attitude – Knowing is half the battle, but you still gotta do the other half!

I Can See Clearly Now The Brain Is Gone – Do not claim to be an expert at a subject and then do this.

Selfish Smokers – It’s not surprising that someone who is inconsiderate isn’t able to consider some common sense.

Bagging A Deal – Don’t do the thing so that later I can shout at you for not doing the thing!

Land Of The Free, Home Of the Single-Minded – How dare there be differing mindsets! This is a democracy!

Equal Opportunity Intolerance – Something about tolerating the intolerant?

From Zero To Karma In 1 Second – Those who think they’re the only good drivers on the road are soon to learn that they’re the problem.

Please, Please Listen To Yourself Talk – If only they could actually hear the words coming out of their mouth…

Speak For Yourself, Part 3 – We have nothing but respect for those who serve, but yeah… can’t avoid that there might be some killing involved…

Paper, Plastic, Horrible, Fantastic – They seem to have some baggage but they don’t realize it.

Gotta Love Them DIY ‘Puters – Whenever anyone feels the need to shout that they’re not stupid it’s usually a good indicator of the opposite.

A Bozo By Any Other Name – He probably felt the need to call out your name because he knew his one is a real banger.

It Comes And Goes – We hate diets, but at least we know how they work.

We hope you enjoyed this Ironic-Customer-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

10 Times Customers Were Raging Hypocrites!

13 Stories About Customers Who Are Too Stupid To Recognize Irony