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13 Hilarious Stories About Customers Who Dialed The Wrongest Number Ever

| Right | October 9, 2020

Dear readers,

We’ve all called a wrong number once or twice or maybe received one. Usually, all it takes is a quick correction and an apology, and everyone moves on. Not so much the next thirteen stories we’ve rounded up from the NAR archives, where the customers seem completely incapable of understanding what a wrong number is, or even if they do, managed to call the wrongest number ever!


You’ve Got The Wrong(est) Number – Oh. OH. Oh, dear.

You Got The Wrong(est) Number, Part 5 – I’ve sure we’ve got some sandpaper around here…

Deli-cate Situation – Bring a salami! And some potato salad.

(Dead) Wrong Number – Hits from the comments: “He must have been dying to say that.”

Acting Rashly Can Leave You Pooped – And someone let this person care for the child?!

You’ve Got The Wrongest Number, Part 6 – You’ve got the most beautiful eyes. And that tail…

Directionless Call – Aww, did someone make a butt dial?

Obviously Not An Outsider – “Oh, I’m sorry. It turns out I was completely mistaken about my physical location.”

There’s No Pills Like Home, Part 2 – The zinger at the end really speaks for itself.

They Really Should Call Them Help(less) Lines – You’d have better reception if you called the right number.

You Got The Wrong(est) Number, Part 3 – I mean… that’s close, in a way.

Saved By The Boss – You know what they say about doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result?

Let Me Give You A Pizza My Mind – Well, that’s one way to ensure good tips.


We hope you enjoyed this roundup about customers calling the wrongest numbers ever. Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

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10 Times Old People Were Really Confused By Technology

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