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13 Customers Who Are Very Bad With Geography

| Right | June 12, 2020

Dear readers,

Geography might not have been everyone’s favorite subject, but we’re pretty sure most of you can point to the USA on a map. This collection of customers, however, would probably get lost between their bedroom and their front door.

Please bring a map to navigate these 13 stories we’ve triangulated from our archives!


Unable To Bridge The Gap – This bridge is 608 miles long.

American’t – It’s hiding behind Canada…

No Clue At The Zoo – She doesn’t feel it, feel it.

Here Today, Gone To Maui – The longer you keep her speaking the bigger her ignorance becomes.

Yukon See It On A Map, Part 2 – The great Canadian province of Illinois.

Geographically Incontinent – France and Italy are incontinent.

Time Zoned Out – We’re on metric time.

Location Is Clearly Not Your Vocation – This is the problem that the Simpsons must have all the time.

Out Of State, Out Of Mind – The American Revolutionary War but in reverse.

Can’t Cedar Forest For The Trees – Florida Man can’t do geomagraphy.

You’ll Need Special 2D Glasses, Though – Wait until you find out about their north…

Right Next Door But Worlds Away – I am from Saudi Aurora.

When ‘Geography For Dummies’ Is A Step Up – The Maine thing is… they’re an idiot.


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