Unfiltered Story #127565

(This actually happened to my partner, when he worked in a fruit based computer store – a few days after the much hyped tablet was originally released)

Employee – Good afternoon sir, may I help you?

Customer (gesturing at tablet) – I’ve heard these things are amazing but I have a question.

Employee – No problem sir, what is it you needed to know?

Customer – Are they self aware?

Employee – …..I’m sorry?

Customer – are they self aware?

Employee – Ummmm no? These computers do not possess any AI capabilities or consciousness…..

Customer – Are you sure? Because the computers are going to take over the world and we will be their SLAVES!!!!

(Customer then tried to rip them off the counter and ran out of the store screaming!)