Unfiltered Story #125711

(I’m the checked-out customer in this story. I was hand-crafting watch straps for gifts and needed to purchase buckles.)

Clerk: “Hi. What can I help you find today?”

Me: “I’m looking for buckles that are an inch wide or smaller.”

Clerk: “We have some that are three quarters of in inch. Will those work?”

Me: “Oh, I really need them to be smaller than an inch.”

Clerk: *confused*

Me: *face-palm*

(I was so embarrassed I bought twice as many as I needed!)