Unfiltered Story #124777

(Just another slow night at fast food place where I work and somebody pulls up to drive-through.)

Beeeeep

Manager: “Welcome to “Fast Food” what can I get for you?”
Customer: “I’ll have 8 cookies and that will be all”
Manager: “Okay your total will be $X”

-Customer pulls up-

Customer: “I was here earlier and only got 2 sandwiches and 2 cookies but then I realized I didnt have enough cookies to eat with my subs”

-Customer pays and Manager hand him his cookies and customer drives away-

Manager: (to me) Does that guy have a 1 to 5 sub to cookie ratio?

(The customer comes in the next morning to ask if he could buy the cookies by the box because he loves them so much. He was turned down.)