Unfiltered Story #124648

(We’re in a food court of the domestic airport. For security reasons, we’re not allowed to look after luggage of any sort for any person. A customer has bought a dozen doughnuts, walked away, then returned a few minutes later)
Customer: Can you look after these while I go to the toilet?
Me: I’m sorry, I can’t. It’s airport policy for security reasons.
Customer: But I’ve just bought these!
Me: And you’ve taken them out of my sight so I’m sorry but I can’t take them back even if you’re gone a few minutes.
Customer: Fine! Just give me a refund.
Me: What’s wrong with them?
Customer: I’m diabetic.