Unfiltered Story #124590
(I am the customer in this story.)
Employee: This is a new fragrance for the holiday season.
(The employee hands me an open bottle of lotion. Rather than trying some on my hands, I hold the bottle under my nose and gently squeeze it. Some lotion squirts onto my lip.)
Employee: Are you OK?!
Me: I’m fine. It smells nicer than it tastes.
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
