Unfiltered Story #124507

I sell big ticket items in a small in town so deal with quite a few people daily most aren’t particularly memorable but this guy was. I’d spent about 15 minutes discussing furniture, TVs and beds with this guy and near the end of the conversation he said he also wanted a bed for the spare room. I pointed out some of the beds on clearance and (since he had a sense of humour) I advised him that maybe he didn’t want a very comfortable bed for the spare room as.. then he broke in – otherwise the f***** c***s will never leave. He then advised that he had to go as it was 2 hours till low tide and he had some fishing to do.