Unfiltered Story #124503

I work as a cook in an open-air kitchen, meaning the customers can walk right up and see all of us preparing their food. My section is also right next to the servers cash register and I can hear people when they place their food order.)

Customer: Hey…um…your turkey feta salad, is that vegetarian?

Cashier: …no. It has turkey in it.

Customer: Oh. Ok…I thiiiiink….I’ll get the chicken caesar salad.

Cashier: Are you SURE you want the CHICKEN caesar salad?

Customer: (very snotty) That’s what I said!

Cashier: …you’re ok with the chicken part right?

Customer: OMG THAT’S WHAT I SAID.