Unfiltered Story #123675

(I’m a customer. I’m with my mother in a bakery waiting for my aunt so we can all go visit my grandmother. We’re picking out things we want. There’s a very interesting donut in the case that I’ve already picked, and one of the other customers points it out to his friend.)

Customer 1: Hey, check this out, they’ve got a maple bacon donut! *joking* You want one?

Customer 2: Oh, man, that looks really weird – but I think I’ve got a line.

Me: Well, I’m getting that one, because I don’t!

(The two guys laugh, and hold the door open for us when we leave. The donut was, in fact, really weird!)