A Careless Display Of Criminality

, , , | Legal Right | October 3, 2018

(I’m on my shift walking around when I see a man shove items into his jacket. I call out to him but he quickly turns and runs, only to trip over a nearby display.)

Man: “Ow! Are you f***ing crazy? I could have died because of your careless display! I’m going to sue you for everything you’ve got!”

Me: “I’m sure that will hold up in court. ‘Oh, I tripped because I was trying to get out fast with unpaid items.’”

Man: “So… how much will this cost?”

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