Unfiltered Story #122228

, , | Unfiltered | September 30, 2018

(I’m answering the phone for the front store of a large-chain pharmacy.)

Caller: I need a container for my food, for drug testing. Does your lab do that?

Me: Sorry, we’re a pharmacy, we don’t have a lab…

Caller: Well I need to get my food drug-tested. I think it’s poisoned!

Me: (getting more uncomfortable by the second) Er, sorry, we do sell drug tests but it’s not for food.  They’re more for drug-testing people…

Caller: But I need to get this food tested before I serve it to my family!

Me: Sorry… We don’t sell anything for that…

Caller: Well, do you know who I should call to get my food tested?!

Me: No, sorry… Did you try looking online?

Caller: (hangs up)

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