Unfiltered Story #122164

, | Unfiltered | September 27, 2018

(I work in a confections stand in the middle of a shopping mall. We are in the open, so people walk by and tend to drop things by our stand. A friend of mine and my manager, a older coworker in another stand, comes over.)

Coworker: *something on the ground catches his attention* Hey, this belongs to your stand, right?

(He holds up what he thought was one of our colorful fliers, but is actually a card from another store. It has an array of colorful penises on the cover, with the words “Where’s the dildo?” in the center.)

Manager: NOT ours, NOT ours!

Coworker: *fumbles with the card in surprise, and drops it*

(I went to pick it up and discard it, laughing the whole way.)

1 Thumbs
38
VOTES
style="float: left; color: white;">NEXT STORY »
style="float: left; color: white;">NEXT STORY »