Unfiltered Story #121020

, , | Unfiltered | September 19, 2018

Customer: Do you have any vegetarian meat?
Waitress: *dumbfounded look*
Customer: Hello?
Waitress: Um, meat is from animals so no.
Customer: That’s why I’m asking for vegetarian meat that isn’t from animals. Do you have any?
Waitress: You want vegetarian imitation meat?
Customer: Of course, what else? It’s sometimes made to look like meat, sometimes tastes like meat, but is vegetarian. That’s why it’s called vegetarian meat.
Waitress: Since this isn’t a vegetarian restaurant we don’t have those. Our vegetarian options are just vegetarian, no imitation meat.