Unfiltered Story #120937

I’m the customer in this case. We regularly go to Southwestern themed restaurant for breakfast. Today there’s a new waitress we haven’t met before. I usually have blue corn pancakes but today I decide to try the Coyote toast, there name for French toast.

I place my order and say: “I hope your coyotes are fresh today.” The waitress gets this horrified look on her face and says: “You know it’s not real coyotes, it’s just French toast.” We managed to hold or laughter until she was out of earshot but giggled over it for the rest of the day.