12 Stories About Amazing Puppies (And Some Customers Who Are Too Stupid To Own Them)
Dear readers,
Today is National Puppy Day! Not that we need an excuse to celebrate the cutest, floofiest, most adorable creatures on the planet (this editor is a dog person), but since today is recognized as a day to celebrate the lovely balls of fluff ,we figured we would join in!
We’ve rounded up twelve stories from our archives about puppers. Some of them are cute, some of them need a reassuring happy ending, and some of them have stupid customers because come on… it’s Not Always Right!
Puppy Purchase Power – Even puppies aren’t immune to the impulse purchase rack!
Not Exactly The Pick Of The Litter, Part 2 – Honestly, we can’t blame you, kiddo.
Sheep Dogs Aren’t Sheepish – As a border collie parent… I can only shake my head.
Animal Attraction, Part 2 – Sure. Right up until the bean burritos hit.
A Dog Is For Life, Not Just For Christmas – Some people shouldn’t have puppies. Or kids.
Her Bargaining Power Has Gone To The Dogs – Wait. Back the h*** up. Cosmetic surgery? WHAT?!
Introduction To Reality – First impressions can be pretty ruff.
A Temporary Hot Pocket – Puppy smuggling can be pretty ruff, too.
Will Have To Chew On That Lie For A While – Hits from the comments: “I suppose that’s technically true. He doesn’t own a ‘dog,’ he owns a ‘puppy.'”
This Prank Is On A Roll – But… does that mean no belly rubs?!
Not Just The Puppies You Want To Shut Up – Nooooooo, not at all. *Eye roll*
Being Nice Isn’t In Her ‘Lexi’-con – This story is seriously rage-inducing. But there’s a happy ending, we promise!
We hope you enjoyed this Puppy-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!
Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:
23 Hilarious Stories About Taking Your Dog To The Vet!
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
