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12 Savory Stories About Soup!

| Right | January 7, 2021

Dear readers,

Fun fact! January is host to over a dozen “national month” holidays, from National Blood Donor Month to National Bath Safety Month to Walk Your Dog Month!

In the US, January is National Soup Month! This celebratory month (yes, that word has now lost all meaning) was founded by a particular soup company in the 1980s (to sell more soup, no doubt!), as January is the perfect time of year for a hearty bowl of pasta e fagioli or broccoli cheddar.

We hope you slurp up and savor these 12 stories about soup from our archives! Dig in!

 

A Few Beans Short Of A Latte – We’re off to a really strong start here, folks.

This Restaurant’s Not The Cream Of The Crop – Why is this waitress so spicy?

No Soup For You! – Hits from the comments: “I’m guessing this is the type of person who, as a child, would hold their breath until Mummy or Daddy caved in.”

Hot And Sour Cooking Skills – We can’t remember the last time “soup for my family” sounded so unpleasant!

Soup On Your Pants, Egg On Your Face – Sing along with this hit from the comments! “He had it comin’/He had it comin’/He only has himself to blame/He should have listened/But since he didn’t/He’s spending his whole vacation stained!”

They’re As Thick As Pea Soup – Well, at least she wasn’t picky!

Time To Bring Out The Iron Maiden – Do you perhaps have a straw, instead?

Misery In A Can – Oh, so now you listen to your mother?!

Freezes When She Gets To The Fridge – This temp ought to be fired. Out of a cannon. Into the sun.

The Recoil Is Amazing – Nothing revs my motor like a shopping cart to the a**.

Soup With A Side Of Confusion – This story made us frustrated and hungry.

Random Acts Of Cuddleness – This one left our hearts as warm as a big spoonful of tomato basil.

 

We hope you enjoyed this soup-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

10 Cheesy Stories About The World’s Most Perfect Snack: Nachos

 

23 Sadly True Stories About Gluten Ignorance That Celiac Sufferers Have To Put Up With

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