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12 More Stories About Customers Who Should Not Be Let Anywhere Near A Car!

| Right | June 21, 2021

Dear readers,

The rule is that when you’re on the road, assume everyone except you is a bad driver. Sadly, in a lot of instances, it’s not an assumption! We’ve already run one roundup about customers who should never be let anywhere near a steering wheel, but it seems with so many more bad drivers than we realized, it was time to go around for another lap.

We’ve gone through the Not Always Right archives to dig up yet twelve more stories about bad driver customers!


When One Door Closes, Another Door Shuts – Sounds like she’s got a case of “advanced stupid”.

Of Mountains And Molehills – The weather will warm up but this customer probably never will.

Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Pass Test – By “a problem,” we assume you mean “illegal”.

Darwin Called, He Wants His Prehensile Thumb Back – And you thought the keyhole in the door was just for decoration?

Priorities – I don’t even have a funny quip for this one. This caller’s just a selfish jerk.

Digging Your Way Out Of A Hole – Hits from the comments: “When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you do is stop digging.”

Good Thing He Missed The Hot Wax – This must be your first time.

Your Infrastructure Dollars At Work – And then you figured out where he worked and called his boss, right? Right?!

Oh Sweet Irony, How Thou Dost Tease Me – They may read, but do you?

Driving You Crazy – Yes, that was the stupid question. Just that one.

Has No Problem Espresso-ing Herself, Part 2 – If you need coffee in order to drive, maybe invest in a coffee maker for your home?

At Least She Giggled – Knowing all these idiots are out there, I may never leave my house again.


We hope you enjoyed this roundup about customers who should never be allowed to drive! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

12 Stories About Customers Who Should Not Be Allowed To Drive!


10 Tales From The Auto Shop And The Most Clueless Drivers Ever

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