12 Funny Stories About What Happens When You Get Your Grammar Wrong

| Right | March 4, 2021

Dear readers,

Today is National Grammar Day! As editors, we’d like to think that grammar is of the utmost importance. We can admit that it’s not vital in all situations – not everyone knows how to use a semicolon and that’s okay – but there are some circumstances where you’ve just got to be clear!

We’ve assembled twelve stories from our archives about times when people’s grammar was hilariously ungood! Enjoying!

 

Grammar Is Going Down – How is it that kids always mess up their grammar in the worst possible way?

Grammar Is Not Their Calling – Hits from the comments: “This man has the infallible logic of a five-year-old, and I mean that as a compliment.”

Country Grammar – People say English lacks a plural form of “you”. But we have “y’all,” “youse,” and, “yinz”! What more do y’all need?

Traveling, To, The, Grammar, Quadrant – That’s it! We’re calling the Punctuation Police!

How To Be More Better At Grammer – When friends passed me notes in school, I used to correct them in red pen. I wasn’t very well-liked, for some reason.

Running Cartwheels Around Your Grammar – We like this kid!

Edits Are Not For Idiots – We’d ask for a resignation letter but we don’t want to have to edit it.

Thankfully, Love Is A Universal Language, Part 2 – Now that’s a pair of cunning linguists!

Ain’t Grammar Grand – Are… you trying to say you’re not adorable? We’re confused.

Grammar Unleashed – Sometimes they find the right answer themselves, and sometimes you have to walk them there.

Graffiti Has Nothing On Grammar – They must have had a really long wait for their bus.

Having Trouble Within His Colon – When a student is doing the potty dance, you might want to hold off on the grammar lesson.

 

We hope you enjoyed this Grammar-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


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