Unfiltered Story #119086

, | Unfiltered | September 1, 2018

(My brother and I own a small bake shop. We give a discount to students, but people are always trying to scam us to get the discount when they don’t deserve it)
Me: Okay, so your total is [amount].
Customer: But what about the discount?
Me: Are you a student?
Customer: No…
Me: Then you don’t get one.
Customer: What about the family discount?
Me: …excuse me?
Customer: The owner’s my kid brother. Family gets a discount here. Didn’t they tell you when they hired your stupid a**?
Me: …one sec (I turn towards the kitchen) Yo! [brother]! Come out here for a sec
(My brother, who is 6’5″ and built like a train comes out and towers over my “brother” and I)
Brother: What?
Me: Apparently I’m not the eldest. Meet our older brother.
(the customer is starting to look pretty nervous now)
Me: Now, he’s our brother, and we should treat him with respect, but apparently I didn’t do a good enough job explaining the discount… Could you assist?
(my brother has a slight language disorder, so he doesn’t mince his words, and he does not suffer fools gladly. Now very grumpy, he turns towards our would-be brother)
Brother: Is he a student?
Me: Nope!
(Brother crouches down and looks the customer dead in the eye)
Brother: No. Discount.

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