Unfiltered Story #119073

, | Unfiltered | August 30, 2018

(I work at a well-known bank as a teller and it is peak hour with the line going almost out the door. With it being so hectic, I try to rush transactions as fast as I can.)

Me: “Hello, welcome to [bank], thank you for your patience.”
Customer: “Hi, yeah, I just want to make a deposit with cash back.”
Me: “Perfect, so to make sure we’re doing things right the first time, we’re going to deposit $200 with $400 cash back, correct?”
Customer: “Yeah.”
Me: “And how would you like your cash back?”
Customer: “I want cash back.”
Me: “Yes, and how did you want it back?”
Customer: “I want bills!”
Me: “Yes, but what kind of bills? Would you like your cash back in 20s or 100s?”
(at this point, my face got very beet red and I continued to smile)
Customer: “Why are you getting all mad at me for?”
Me: “Ma’am, I can assure you that I’m not mad. I would just like to know in what denomination you would like your cash back.”

(She never goes to me again for transactions.)