Unfiltered Story #118675

Customer: “Can you tell me the difference between a cucumber and a zucchini?”

A bit shocked, but I didn’t miss a beat…

Me: Well, cucumbers are a salad vegetable primarily, while zucchini is more something cooked before eating.

The customer then asked to be shown the two vegetables.  Walking around I found examples of both, and even went as far as pointing out the flavour and texture differences of the various types of cucumber on show.

If someone’s going to troll you in real life, may as well run with it…